Wednesday, February 25, 2009. Dead Animals Are In Your Dryer Softening Up Your Clothes. Sounds pretty ridiculous, right? The fact is, dead animals may be lurking in your laundry as the secret ingredient in your dryer sheets. You could be avoiding beef in your diet while at the same time coating your towels, jeans, and undies with the stuff. There are several brands of fabric softening.

Friday, December 5, 2008. Tuesday, December 2, 2008. A new vacuum cleaner salesman knocked on the door on the first house of the street. A tall lady answered the door. Before she could speak, the enthusiastic salesman barged into the living room and opened a big black plastic bag and poured all the cow droppings onto the carpet.

Thursday, August 6, 2015. And then one time Melkor was a Hermit Crab. An evil Hermit Crab! Pinching at the sandals! In the real version, Melkor is actually pretty evil. But in MY version! Melkor is a very specific. And these drawings and stupid words are an investigation, a delineation of what that evil looks like. A kind of silly maliciousness. The urge to kick down sand castles and upset houses of cards. Like Iago, but with naughtiness instead of medical-grade insidiousness.

Wednesday, 22 June 2011.